How do you get a baby to fit in a jar?
A blender.
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How do you get that baby out of the jar?
Doritos.
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What's more fun that nailing a dead baby to a wall?
Ripping it back off.
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How do you make a little kid cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
(That one rivals my joke said above)
Alexi