Can you tell me any funny jokes? It could be any joke;sex,dirty,blonde, anything.
I just need to laugh for a while. Can anyone make me laught?
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13-01-04, 11:32 AM #1
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You know any Jokes?
To be or not to be?
Is that the question?
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13-01-04, 12:37 PM #2
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i thought i made u laugh in some of the posts i've done... if not, i'm sorry... i'm just a lonely lil asian boy... leave me alone...
1986 KevMySt3r
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all this equals= HOT
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13-01-04, 01:58 PM #3
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no offense, but you made a complete fool out of yourself, that's how you made me laugh. I need a real Joke. Something that can make my spirit glow in laughter. I have bad days too like evryone else. I need some humor.
To be or not to be?
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13-01-04, 06:08 PM #4
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Q: What's the definition of ecstasy?
A: Raping a pregnant woman doggystyle while the fetus inside of her gives you head!
That funny enough for ya?
Alexi
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15-01-04, 02:52 AM #5
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That was completely nasty. No.....sorry.
....Next!To be or not to be?
Is that the question?
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15-01-04, 09:32 AM #6
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What's black and blue and hates sex?
The 10 year old asian boy in my trunk.Heit ist mein taug.
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15-01-04, 11:59 AM #7
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okay Zekk_T_STrife...not cool...
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15-01-04, 12:05 PM #8
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Male: Have we had sex before?
Female: Yes, we have.
Male: Ok, I thought I'd come across your face before.Heit ist mein taug.
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15-01-04, 12:08 PM #9
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LMFAO.... the last time I heard that it was :
Male: Do I know you?
Female: um, yeah, you don't remember?
Male: Turn around... yeah.. I think I remember the back of you head..."Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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15-01-04, 05:28 PM #10
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hahahaha! i think jane's version is funnier
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15-01-04, 05:42 PM #11
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A 75 year Old lady puts an ad in the personal pages.
Looking for man within my age, must be good in bed. Serious replies only.
A few weeks go by and she gets dozens of replies, when she is about to give up she hears her doorbell ring. She answers the door to see an old man in a wheel chair, no arms or legs.
She asks: "Are you near 75?"
He replies: "Yes, I am 77"
She then asks: "But with no arms or legs, how can you be good in bed?"
He answers: "I rang your doorbell didn't I"Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.
Napoleon I
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16-01-04, 07:07 AM #12
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....ha...ha-ha-ha...Kinda of funny guys. Keep them coming.
I thank all of you guys, I'm running out of humor, so I need this thread to shine for me. Ofcourse we all have our downfalls, but I do really miss someone, I guess that's why my days seem as if the world's against me.
Here is a blonde joke;
Q. How do you get a blonde on top of your roof?
A.Tell her that "the drinks are on the house".
.....keep them coming guys.To be or not to be?
Is that the question?
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16-01-04, 10:22 AM #13
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ok.. I got one
What do you call 5 blonds in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes...
heres another
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a BBQ?
Frank
What do you call his girlfriend?
Patty"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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16-01-04, 10:55 AM #14
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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
You can unload the truckload of babies with a pitchfork.
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How do you fit 1,000 babies into a telephone booth?
A blender.
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Why couldn't the baby crawl through the doggy door?
Because of the javelin stuck in it's head.
Heit ist mein taug.
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16-01-04, 12:28 PM #15
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.Originally posted by Zekk_T_Strife
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
You can unload the truckload of babies with a pitchfork.
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How do you fit 1,000 babies into a telephone booth?
A blender.
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Why couldn't the baby crawl through the doggy door?
Because of the javelin stuck in it's head.
you are an evil man... and I like it...
"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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