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  1. 17-10-06, 11:39 AM #46
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    Fras:

    Grace Under Pressure

    I can kick ass and take names,
    but at the end of the day I want
    a woman who will take care of me.
    If you prove you're the one, I'll
    never let you down. Try to open
    this Chinese puzzle box. I dare you.
  2. 17-10-06, 11:56 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Fras:

    Grace Under Pressure

    I can kick ass and take names,
    but at the end of the day I want
    a woman who will take care of me.
    If you prove you're the one, I'll
    never let you down. Try to open
    this Chinese puzzle box. I dare you.
    Nothin' like an ego boost to end my day!

    Strangely though, that was an eerily accurate description of myself...
  3. 17-10-06, 12:39 PM #48
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    Alright, Giga...since you "know" me so well, do mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathias View Post
    Alright, Giga...since you "know" me so well, do mine.
    I'll have to think about that tomorrow. I'm too frickin' tired tonight. I'm going to bed.

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    I Don't Need You

    Recently freed young man,
    working on my outer salesman,
    protecting my inner artist.
    Guide my first foray back into
    the Big World? No bitches, please.
    No, really. I said no bitches.
    Last edited by Gigabitch; 18-10-06 at 06:04 AM.
  5. 18-10-06, 06:39 AM #50
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    Here's Cybog's:

    **** You

    No, wait, come back.
    You were good in the sack.
    You can stay and make
    me breakfast.
  6. 18-10-06, 06:58 AM #51
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    Hah! Giga, you are the best!
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  7. 18-10-06, 07:11 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Hah! Giga, you are the best!
    No, baby- YOU are the best.
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    Would you care to create Steve one?
    You can only trust your shadow...
  9. 18-10-06, 07:27 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by SWLR View Post
    Would you care to create Steve one?
    Oh, honey, are you sure? OK, but only if you tell me how you responded to HER when she suggested you get together. Did you tell her to piss off?
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    I didn't respond

    I'm strong today
    You can only trust your shadow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    I'll have to think about that tomorrow. I'm too frickin' tired tonight. I'm going to bed.

    Edit:

    I Don't Need You

    Recently freed young man,
    working on my outer salesman,
    protecting my inner artist.
    Guide my first foray back into
    the Big World? No bitches, please.
    No, really. I said no bitches.
    Hahaha...

    Classic.
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    Wow, we posted at exactly the same time.

    Sorry, that amazed me... okay I'm weird
    You can only trust your shadow...
  13. 18-10-06, 07:58 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by SWLR View Post
    I didn't respond

    I'm strong today
    Okay, then.


    Fixer-Upper

    Undergoing spine-replacement,
    shattered heart re-growth. Are
    you, by chance, a nurse? No
    psycho, sadistic, narcissistic
    drama queens, please.
  14. 18-10-06, 08:16 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post


    Fixer-Upper

    Undergoing spine-replacement,
    shattered heart re-growth. Are
    you, by chance, a nurse? No
    psycho, sadistic, narcissistic
    drama queens, please.

    Wow, thats perfect
    You can only trust your shadow...
  15. 19-10-06, 12:27 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aegis View Post
    Your creativity & wordplay are impressive. I'm jealous.
    I'm a wit-whore sometimes. It's kind of pathetic how desperately I try to please others.
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