The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread

[Illusional]

"I love ALL the men here". And the last is a ripoff of a very famous quote. God, those web translaters really suck, don't they, Raver, lol?

Vash is gonna kick your ass, lol.

well what else did you expect?? i don't speak french... i'm only interested in japanese...

I might want to kick his ass, but that would just be for fun. I was planning to ignore that post until you said something because I have no idea what he wrote. Maybe you will translate?

damn this was so long ago... let me think back to what i said. i think it was along the lines of telling IR, "why don't you use your head on something else, like i proposed to vash"... incase you're wondering what i meant, just refer to my previous post where she's "specialized" in certain skills.

raverboy

[bohemiandonut]

Donut Boy, if I were 20, I'd drive you to the clinic to get those lesions on your wiener checked and comment on the remarkable coincidence that my hot friend had just recently had the same problem.

Oh Gigabitch, if only we could go to the clinic together to get my weiner checked... I would be the happiest girl alive! However, I would probably wonder why the lesions on my penis bore such a striking resemblance to what you told me were just "whiskey burns" on your lips. Also, what the F*CK are you doing checking out your "hot friend's" dick? That's it gbitch, we're through. Steve2004 was right about you. AND she gives better head.

[GrkScorp]

I hope you're good in Calc, you'll have to ANALyze the exponential growth of my natural log

btw.. thought I should share.. I checked the attendence sheet today in class; Name, Specialty, e-mail..

Someone put down a fake name.. Divorce specialty, and check out the e-mail; [email]luv2swallow@aol.com[/email]

[GrkScorp]

why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?

Why, are you afraid of the guys?

I should really go to sleep, I have to wake up early tomorrow..

Tiay.. if you weren't in Ireland, and if I wasn't in New York, we would be in front of Lake Como, in Belagio Italy.. I don't know anyone there, but i've always wanted to go.. It feels good going somewhere new, unknown, where everyone's a stranger to you, and you're a stranger to everyone.. there's almost a sense of safety and comfort.. you don't have to care about anyone judging you.. there's almost no need to care, you can just let go, relax, surrender, and be yourself..

It would pretty much stay that way though, I don't think we'd be stepping out the door much.. The view is amazing, it's home to some of the fastest speed-boats in the world, constantly going around the lake.. It also has a majestic greenery, full of trees, forests, villas, castles, and mansion-like hotels.. It also grows a rare breed of mango; they only grow for 2 months out of the year, and the inside is this deep, rich, red color, they taste amazing.. Don't worry, I know they're my favorite, but i'd let you have some.. you have to try them.. Once you cut it though, it starts to drip, the room just fills up with the smell; once it hits your nose, you can almost taste it.. it's that good..

But just to make things more interesting, i'd have to tie your hands up to the bed, I know you'd love that, you always wanted to do that, take your clothes off.. and i'd leave you there for a while.. teasing you, until you fully let go and surrender, where the only thing you have control of is your breathing.. feeling your breathing getting deeper, slower, fuller, taking breaths so deep you're panting, sweating, your heart racing.. telling you all the things I was about to do to you.. while I enjoyed my mango... Ok, i'm just kidding, i'd leave some for you too, but just a little, maybe one little piece.. roll it along your lips.. and start to slowly roll it up north along your body, leaving behind a wet & slippery trail, put that last piece in your mouth, and go down below you.. That way, we could slowly both enjoy what's left of it.. slowly enjoying its taste, sliding our tongues against its texture, pressing it hard against our lips to let it surrender every last drop it has left, just giving in, letting the pleasure penetrate deep into our senses and take us over, until every taste bud in our mouth was covered in its juices, not stop until all that moistness is sucked dry.. it would get a little messy, but it would be so worth it.. I bet you'd have a new favorite fruit..

[Gigabitch]

DM, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt.

[Gribble]

There are two things I find attractive in a woman: big brains and big tits.

You got the latter. Wanna ****?

[LostNotFound]

I have a feeling we are visiting the same cheesy pick up line website.

great minds think alike. lol but probably yes. but the first few were actually original from my head.

[misombra]

There are two things I find attractive in a woman: big brains and big tits.

You got the latter. Wanna ****?

obviously you're not talking about me. i have both.

wanna **** twice?

[Gribble]

For you I'd **** three times. Just so long as I get to lay on my back and you do all the work.

[Tedel]

Tiay, what about going to a bar until you find me handsome?!

[tooxshort]

gskorp, if i could have my way with you for one night, i would give all your friends blow jobs. everybody but you would get one. then i'd make them all breakfast in the morning and let you sleep through it.

because i love you SO much.

I'm one of gskorp's friends.

[misombra]

I'm one of gskorp's friends.

sorry shorty. i love you SO much as well.

[DoesntMatter]

Giga, I wish I was RNA so I could have U!

[Tone]

gskorp, if i could have my way with you for one night, i would give all your friends blow jobs. everybody but you would get one. then i'd make them all breakfast in the morning and let you sleep through it.

because i love you SO much.

I'm one of gskorp's friends.

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[Illusional]

That's it gbitch, we're through. Steve2004 was right about you. AND she gives better head.

stop living in the past, steve will never come back.

raverboy