Forum mentality

[tooxshort]

I thank people when I agree with them or when I enjoyed their post.

Enjoy this:



There's a new member of this forum on the way, so everyone should stop bickering and be merry.

[shh!]

Aww, the little shorty! Such a miracle! Do you get any later-stage ultrasound pictures, or isthis the only one your insurance covers? I had to have a later-term ultrasound, and my daughter was sucking her fingers in utero.

I loved being pregnant.

[tooxshort]

Yeah, we get more ultrasounds as the pregnancy moves along ... This was the first one ... I believe we get another one on the 30th.

I'm a noob when it comes to pregnancies tho ... So, any tips and help (other than totally sacrificing myself to my wife's every demand) would be great ...

[shh!]

If there's anything in particular you want to know, just ask.

Otherwise, some general tips:

1. Don't tell anyone what you plan to name the baby, or else you will hear 1000 opinions about why you shouldn't name them that.
2. After the baby comes, she will be crazy for a while due to fatigue and psycho hormone imbalances. Just expect it, and be sweet.
3. Don't bother with a changing table if money is an issue for you. You end up changing the baby on the carpet or on your bed anyway.
4. Have a look at some vaginal birth photos, and honestly assess whether or not seeing your wife this way will negatively impact your interest in sex after the baby is born. Seriously, this becomes a problem for some men. If you don't think you could handle it, then let someone else watch the baby come out while you stay at the head of the bed.
5. Try to avoid feelings of jealousy after the baby comes. Yes, they are normal. Your wife still loves you, but she loves the baby, too, and let's face it, babies are cuter.
6. Try to enjoy the experience and keep your expectations in check. It will NEVER be the way you planned it to be, and your kid will not be the person you think, but you will love them anyway.

[Junket]

If there's anything in particular you want to know, just ask.

Otherwise, some general tips:

1. Don't tell anyone what you plan to name the baby, or else you will hear 1000 opinions about why you shouldn't name them that.
2. After the baby comes, she will be crazy for a while due to fatigue and psycho hormone imbalances. Just expect it, and be sweet.
3. Don't bother with a changing table if money is an issue for you. You end up changing the baby on the carpet or on your bed anyway.
4. Have a look at some vaginal birth photos, and honestly assess whether or not seeing your wife this way will negatively impact your interest in sex after the baby is born. Seriously, this becomes a problem for some men. If you don't think you could handle it, then let someone else watch the baby come out while you stay at the head of the bed.
5. Try to avoid feelings of jealousy after the baby comes. Yes, they are normal. Your wife still loves you, but she loves the baby, too, and let's face it, babies are cuter.
6. Try to enjoy the experience and keep your expectations in check. It will NEVER be the way you planned it to be, and your kid will not be the person you think, but you will love them anyway.

No babies fo' me!

[boobaa]

I am here to drop a few anti-american comments and amusingly watch how DM goes mad all over the place.

[doppelgaenger]

ha! boobaa didn't even capitalize american.

[DoesntMatter]

I am here to drop a few anti-american comments and amusingly watch how DM goes mad all over the place.

At least I don't have shit chemistry and do have money

[ecojeanne]

At least I don't have shit chemistry and do have money

like that matters hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[DoesntMatter]

You're just mad that no important discoveries have ever come out of Ireland. And the thing is, you guys don't really have an excuse. I mean, what is distracting you, the nice weather? The pursuit of wealth? The sexy people? The chill lifestyle? No, you have none of those. I think it's the alcohol

[ecojeanne]

You're just mad that no important discoveries have ever come out of Ireland. And the thing is, you guys don't really have an excuse. I mean, what is distracting you, the nice weather? The pursuit of wealth? The sexy people? The chill lifestyle? No, you have none of those. I think it's the alcohol

i'm a sexc drunk chick, i'm happy with that hahahahahahahahahahahhhohohohohohohoho

[DoesntMatter]

i'm a sexc drunk chick, i'm happy with that hahahahahahahahahahahhhohohohohohohoho

Pictures to prove it

[ecojeanne]

no pic, i wouldn't want you to cum all over yourself DM

[DoesntMatter]

My pics are in the gallery. Come on, show yourself!

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

Now Eco, how are you gonna call yourself sexy and turn around and not prove it?



You're ugly arent you? lol