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    Corniest lines

    I was just thinking about one of the first guys I ever kissed. He started kissing me unexpectedly as I was leaving his apartment and I went with it for awhile - it was amazing. But then I got scared that he would get the wrong idea, so I pulled away and said I needed to leave. His response was "But... we just started communicating!"

    Anybody ever had a corny line like that used on them... or used one yourself?

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    That's not a corny line ... a great kiss IS communicating!

    One of the corniest lines was made into a song years ago ... "Heaven must be missing an angel ... 'cause you're here with me right now."

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    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

    "Is Osama Bin Laden your father? Because you are the bomb baby!"
    ..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv View Post
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

    "Is Osama Bin Laden your father? Because you are the bomb baby!"

    Grammatically incorrect but corny nonetheless.

    Carl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carl1222 View Post
    That's not a corny line ... a great kiss IS communicating!
    Heh, never really looked at it that seriously, the way he said it seemed pretty corny. I still consider it one of my best kisses ever though.

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    This isn't a corny line but more like a corny move.
    When my current bf and i hung out for the first time alone we were just sitting next to each other talking and then he does this really exaggerated yawn and stretch and put his arm around me.

    i know someone who was asked out on a date with a golfing coupon, it was something along the lines of "Hey, i've got this coupon for a golfing date, would u like to go?"

    i hate golf.

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    All lines are corny.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    cain, i think you are my soulmate.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    booboo, i think you're my soulmate.

    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    cain, i think you are my soulmate.

    I think Misombra is starting a harem...
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

    - James Allen

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    cain, i think you are my soulmate.
    I'm not so sure.

    If you were my soul mate you'd suck and swallow.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    The other night this guy came up to me at a bar and put his hand on my back and said, "Hey, do you want to play a game?" when I asked what kind of game replied, "It's called we hang out later."

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    The cheesiest line I've ever heard of:

    a) Did it hurt?

    b) What?

    a) When you fell down from heaven?

    Or something like that...
    Since time began
    the dead alone know peace.
    Life is but melting snow.
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    You got any Polish in you?




    Want some?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    You got any Polish in you?




    Want some?
    Haha, that reminds me of an old joke. A guy is walking down the beach in a speedo. A girl says to him, "What, you got a roll of pennies in there?" And the guy says, "Yeah, want me to knock some cents into ya?"
    Since time began
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