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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    yes she is and my grandmother was a nurse too
    practically all of the medical stuff I know from my mum I hope you also talk a lot about health with your daughter, like my mum does with me
    With all I have told her, and all the pics I've shown her, she will probably never have sex.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    With all I have told her, and all the pics I've shown her, she will probably never have sex.
    unless she meets someone like Gribble
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    With all I have told her, and all the pics I've shown her, she will probably never have sex.
    hahaha my mum never made me hate sex :p she just always said to have safe sex :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    hahaha my mum never made me hate sex :p she just always said to have safe sex :p
    Yeah, I think I am going to be having "the talk" again soon. (For the 1000th time.) Her boyfriend was over, and I noticed he had a boner when she was sitting close to him (which I obviously pointed out). hahahhaha
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Her boyfriend was over, and I noticed he had a boner when she was sitting close to him (which I obviously pointed out). hahahhaha
    lol That's being mean to the poor guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_robot View Post
    lol That's being mean to the poor guy...
    It's my JOB to keep him scared! hahahahhahahh
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Yeah, I think I am going to be having "the talk" again soon. (For the 1000th time.) Her boyfriend was over, and I noticed he had a boner when she was sitting close to him (which I obviously pointed out). hahahhaha
    That's hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    That's hilarious!
    I thought you'd approve.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    Dear lady, wouldst thou partake in MY boner?
    Do you mind sharp teeth?
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Yeah, I think I am going to be having "the talk" again soon. (For the 1000th time.) Her boyfriend was over, and I noticed he had a boner when she was sitting close to him (which I obviously pointed out). hahahhaha
    Oh my god...your just like my mom...wait...mom?
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    If a friends mom ever point out my boner I would offer her a piece of it

    Well, at least when I was in high school, when the moms were in their 30s

    Peoples moms at my current age (20) are generally too old
    what!!! are you saying vashti is too old to bang???!!!
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    Vashti is deffo a hot MILF. Who thinks otherwise is a homosexual monkey.
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    Vashti, you pointed out that he had a boner? That's funny, but horrible at the same time. I remember when I was a teenager I'd wake up hard for no reason, be at school hard most of the day and couldn't do anything about it except try to hide it. A few times later when I had a girlfriend she, her family and I were sitting at the dining room table and she was stroking my hand. Of course I got hard and kept the conversation going until it subsided, which took a while. I actually had to envision a war scene with people being blown away to get "soft" enough to excuse myself from the table.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Yeah, I'm pretty horrible. I admit it. If I didn't have a good relationship with him, I don't know that I could have done it.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Oh, well thats different then. I thought that maybe she'd been dating him for a week or so and you barely knew his name, but still pointed out his boner. That's why I thought it was horrible
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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