Well BP F*cked Louisiana, Hard.

[AdminOnline]

Omg..... another oil spill..

WTF!! human is destroying the earth!

[Lipp]

Omg..... another oil spill..

WTF!! human is destroying the earth!

**** that, think about all the shrimp people will have to do without! How will we cope?

[Junket]

**** that, think about all the shrimp people will have to do without! How will we cope?

[url=http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/04/post.html]Gulf of Mexico oil spill has New Orleans diners, restaurateurs worrying about local seafood | NOLA.com[/url]

Get f*cked prick, this isn't just about a few people across the country not being able to buy shrimp at Red Lobster. We're talking thousands of people whose businesses will be crippled.

Not only that, but one of the guys I work with has to move. They're forcing everyone out of the ports as we speak.

Stupid ass white trash, go find another forum to post in.

[MVPlaya]

And without skipping a beat, Rush Limbaugh blames the oil spill on...

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...environmentalists


[url=http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0429/rush-limbaugh-hints-oil-rig-explosion-environmental-terrorism/]Rush Limbaugh blames ‘environmentalist wackos’ for massive oil spill | Raw Story[/url]

There's no cure for retarded.

[dewilliams2]

The production, transportation, and storage costs outstrip the effectiveness of it.

It's great if you want to send a shuttle to Mars and be able to return... but that has financial backing behind it and a whole lot of finicky tech.

Hydrogen isn't a very good alternative, like solar.

Diesel however can be made and they're exploring the use of the ocean to facilitate the speedier production of it.

Produce at distribution points....viola....no more transportation....we store gasoline...why not hydrogen?...Oh and getting it is no harder then drilling the ocean floor...actually its much more accessible...your breathing it.

[dewilliams2]

And without skipping a beat, Rush Limbaugh blames the oil spill on...

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...environmentalists


[url=http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0429/rush-limbaugh-hints-oil-rig-explosion-environmental-terrorism/]Rush Limbaugh blames ‘environmentalist wackos’ for massive oil spill | Raw Story[/url]

There's no cure for retarded.

I hope he chokes on his own cock after its slowly cut off with a jagged rock and shoved down his throat...sorry for the graphic nature of that...I loathe him with a passion.

I really am a nice guy...and I've never killed anybody...I thought I should throw that in.

[Lipp]

[url=http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/04/post.html]Gulf of Mexico oil spill has New Orleans diners, restaurateurs worrying about local seafood | NOLA.com[/url]

Get f*cked prick, this isn't just about a few people across the country not being able to buy shrimp at Red Lobster. We're talking thousands of people whose businesses will be crippled.

Not only that, but one of the guys I work with has to move. They're forcing everyone out of the ports as we speak.

Stupid ass white trash, go find another forum to post in.

[url=http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSLDE63T1SP]BP CEO says will pay oil spill claims | Reuters[/url]

LONDON, April 30 (Reuters) - BP Plc (BP.L) will compensate all those affected by an oil spill from one of its wells in the Gulf of Mexico, said its chief executive, who admitted that the disaster could hit plans to open new areas off the U.S. coast to drilling.

"We are taking full responsibility for the spill and we will clean it up, and where people can present legitimate claims for damages we will honor them. We are going to be very, very aggressive in all of that," Tony Hayward told Reuters in an interview on Friday.

The problem you present is the only one that you guys can actually solve - money.

[Junket]

[url=http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSLDE63T1SP]BP CEO says will pay oil spill claims | Reuters[/url]



The problem you present is the only one that you guys can actually solve - money.

I guarantee you this undisclosed sum will not reach as far as this ripple effect.

[Junket]

[url=http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/05/at_least_a_day_before_bp_makes.html]At least a day before BP makes another attempt to cap spewing crude oil from Gulf of Mexico spill | NOLA.com[/url]

Haha, the Gulf is so F U C K E D.

[Illusional]

can i jump into this orgy??

raverboy

[misombra]

it's so sad. the gulf is ruined. it's just awful. there are no words.

[Mish]

And without skipping a beat, Rush Limbaugh blames the oil spill on...

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...environmentalists


[url=http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0429/rush-limbaugh-hints-oil-rig-explosion-environmental-terrorism/]Rush Limbaugh blames ‘environmentalist wackos’ for massive oil spill | Raw Story[/url]

There's no cure for retarded.

I think he's becoming less imaginative in his old age. He could've explored it a lot more. Like liberals in league with Soviets and the Nazis financed Al Qaeda to blow up the platform. But the brave patriotic American BP fought them off until the evil environmentalists stabbed them in the back and exploded the suicide vests themselves deep in the ocean floor. It all makes sense because it's paid for.

[IndiReloaded]

From unencyclopedia. Since we can't cry anymore, might as well laugh. And make edits to the piece:

BP
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
[url=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/BP]BP - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia[/url]

“That's bullshit!”
~ <insert name here>

BP, or 'Bullshit Pissers' (or 'Butt Phuckers') is an oil company. They traditionally manufactured the substance Oil from the fur of dead bobcats, renowned for it's greasiness and there availability in American colonies (ha...that lasted long. I've never even seen one). The Oil would be extracted from the hair, and used to power early farm Locomotives, which were pretty much known to be inferior and therefore lead to its second use,tooth ache medicine - this substance was known from then on as "gas" after the "gasoleumvagon" machinery they powered.

Truth in advertising
With their headquarters in London, Texas, the company is a large private sector (i.e. evil) energy corporation and is one of the six supermajor companies owned by Dr Evil. It employs thousands of people around the world who have been brainwashed into thinking they now own the world possibly because they own a Land Rover (a second rate 4x4 which is only owned by idiots who can't afford a Range Rover). They are the mother****er company who let their oil leak for a few weeks already they don't care about the environment they just want to save the money for their prostitutes.

[IndiReloaded]

EDIT - sorry I forgot to add the pic:

[Junket]

I feel bad for the gas station owners.

I won't boycott them.