Logic gone wrong?

[Lake]

Deductive reasoning at it's finest.

Women want men who are rich, attractive, and confident in themselves.
I am poor, attractive, and confident in every ability except my ability to deal with women...
Therefore, women don't want me until I am rich and confident....
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Wait a second?
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Women seem to like men who are highly confident in themselves.
Contract killers statistically have the highest confidence of any profession.
Therefore, women are probably attracted to contract killers confidence.
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huh?
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Judging from the worlds population contract killing isn't a 9-5 job.
Therefore, it's likely that contract killers don't have to work very often.
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People who have a lot of free time tend to be able to make themselves look more attractive.
Therefore, contract killers probably are attractive.
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If contract killers are attractive and confident and women like attractive and confident men than women are probably attracted to contract killers.
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No way
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The mob makes lots of money.
The mob needs lots of people dead.
The mob needs contract killers who are loyal and efficient.
Therefore, contract killers probably make lots of money.
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If women are attracted to men who are rich, attractive, and confident in themselves and a contract killer is all of the above than doesn't that mean women are attracted to contract killers?
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Therefore, If I want women to like me I should become a contract killer. If I do not want to become a contract killer I should expect women not to like me. Therefore, I should become a catholic priest.