Attention All Potential Dumpees!

[bohemiandonut]

I've been thinking recently about my situation. It's been about 3 weeks since my girlfriend broke up with me. I've been able to rationalize it very well: She was depressed, had no sense of humor, needed to grow as a person before being in a caring relationship, yada yada yada etc. Now though, with time to cool off and really think about my role in the relationship, I've come to a realization:

Sex is the only thing that matters.

Now now, I know everyone is going to get all sentimental on me, and tell me I'm being immature, but guess what? I'm just being realistic. Do you want me to tell you what happens when I think about that relationship? Sure, I remember the fights, but guess what else I remember? The sex.

So now what? Am I any better off now? Just because I don't have to deal with the "relationship problems?" Hell no. I just miss the sex. Bottom line:

If you are having regular, good sex, keep your mouth shut. Hold on to it for as long as possible.

I gave up a hot girlfriend I was banging whenever I wanted to in whatever way I wanted to, all because I couldn't put up with her irrational, argumentative behavior. Now I know: I could have put up with it. I could have just kept quiet, and I would probably be enjoying sweet tang tonight instead of most likely getting stoned by myself. Sex is hard to get. If you have it, you're lucky. Don't f*ck up.

If you take my advice, you would thank me if you only knew the alternative. Since I wasn't able to figure it out, I will now go staple my lips together so I don't make this stupid, stupid mistake again.

If all else fails: Shut Up. Sex is priceless.

Peace

[bluesummer]

Ok, but sex with someone you can't stand or don't have feelings for anymore is so lacklustre and pointless. It's hard to get horny over someone you really don't like. At some point with my ex, we just gave up because it was about as fun as getting your teeth drilled. Nope, better just to break up and go screw somebody new if you want sex that bad. It's not that hard to get.

[Junket]

Since when did any of it matter?

[bohemiandonut]

Since puberty Fras. That's when.

Before that, wasn't everything so much simpler?

EDIT: And bluesummer, you're a girl. Perhaps I should have mentioned that I was only talking to the men. And certain, special girls.

[misombra]

i agree donut boy. the only reason i see for getting into a relationship is guaranteed sex.

[Innova]

Sex is great, but I have my other reasons.

Warmth, Compassion, tha feeling of greatness, feeling of caring for someone, etc

[durkapea]

Since puberty Fras. That's when.

Before that, wasn't everything so much simpler?

EDIT: And bluesummer, you're a girl. Perhaps I should have mentioned that I was only talking to the men. And certain, special girls.

Awwwwww....;-)
{Pea smiles to herself and gets herself another cup of tea}

[bluesummer]

EDIT: And bluesummer, you're a girl. Perhaps I should have mentioned that I was only talking to the men. And certain, special girls.

Yes, maybe you should've.

But I should point out that most guys I know who are not in relationships can get laid if/when they want to, somehow. Why is it so hard for you?

[bohemiandonut]

Yes, maybe you should've.

But I should point out that most guys I know who are not in relationships can get laid if/when they want to, somehow. Why is it so hard for you?

Gee, I don't know. I must be a loser.

Or wait, maybe they're lying.

Maybe.

[Chlorine]

Bohemiandonut----That was rather funny :-) I read the "bold" bits first, hard to miss.

The only temporary cure is to take a cold shower. Douse yourself with buckets of ice water. Put out those flames :-)

[bohemiandonut]

Being dr;iunk, (as I am now.) I realize a new thinkg. "You have to dump a chick if you want to bang a new one!" (*a new chick)

Usually I would correct me spelling mistakes. But reight now it's hard enough just finding the keys.

Oh well. I got drunk tonight and talked to a girl about Asian philosophy. How cool is that?? Not very,huh.

Bye! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Only-virgins]

I've been able to rationalize it very well: She was depressed, had no sense of humor, needed to grow as a person before being in a caring relationship,

I am sorry but a person who says those words above does not believe in "sex is the only thing that matters". You mentioned caring relationship and sex is the only thing that matters in one post. Biggest.contradiction.ever.

[misombra]

yeah i agree with that. you must've not been able to handle her. now that she's gone you realize you could have handled it but that's because she's not there anymore. you just need a new girl, one with a sense of humor and more maturity to have sex with.

[bohemiandonut]

Duh.

Y esta muchachita... Donde esta?

Polandia? Hijole!

[misombra]

pues estoy aqui mijo!