Got Jokes?

[Pope Matthew]

So, don't attribute these jokes to me I just have the ability to remember jokes well but do not claim to have mastered good delivery or anything else. Now could you let me know if any of these jokes are funny or do some have the potential to be funny if the delivery were good. I made this youtube film on the way to the Library today.

Now, if this is a dud, I'll keep in mind that Edison had to fail 1,000 times before making a light bulb that wasn't worthless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnRVY09Zb0

[hatesthis]

The make me one with everything joke was cute hard to listen to you telling jokes while you are walking it seems to throw off your delivery a bit. The accent on lil suzie was funny lol. That joke was funny too, I laughed out loud on the one only. Might have been your accent on it though.
I didn't like the doctor jokes esp your ugly too one too long of ajoke for not that funny of a pay off but just my opinion because you asked But so far 2 were winners.

Your vid is 10 mins so I will do 5 mins and stop it post some and come back to the last 5 and comment.

[Pope Matthew]

Thanks. Id rather have the truth than flattery

[hatesthis]

The holding the door for the girl while she was peeing was funny. So 3 funny to me so far it cut off your lil jonny joke those are always cute and funny too bad.
I also find it funny that you walked around for 10 mins talking to yourself lol good for you. Shorter jokes and accents were funniest to me.

[Pope Matthew]

Here's another of my amateurish attempts at comedy
(some of them aren't jokes just memories of the past)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvQ3f-Rw4g