sex with an older guy

[Gigabitch]

Well, I guess the answer is yes, we like to sample the buffet, just like most guys do. Life is for living, you know?

[Only-virgins]

Well, I guess the answer is yes, we like to sample the buffet, just like most guys do. Life is for living, you know?

You say that as if you speak for all women on Earth.

[Gigabitch]

Well, anyone with a vagina is qualified to speak for women. The more you hear, the better picture you get of ALL women.

[anachronistic]

Just don't let anyone know about it. The guy just might brag about it, and we all know just how much you women hate that.

[Only-virgins]

Well, anyone with a vagina is qualified to speak for women. The more you hear, the better picture you get of ALL women.

No, you should speak for woman...you...not women...them.

[vashti]

I think I should have sampled more of the buffet.

[anachronistic]

I think I should have sampled more of the buffet.

What about the really old ones? Huh? HUH?! Did you like fondling those old, wrinkly balls?

[Gigabitch]

Mmmm. Like Dick Cheney. Yeah, baby.

[vashti]

Actually, wrinkly balls are a problem for YOUNG men, not old ones. The wrinkles are caused by muscle contraction, and old men have less muscle contraction happening.

[anachronistic]

Damnit, that completely destroyed my insult... well Vashti would know, of all people!

[Only-virgins]

No wonder women are fat, they spend to much time at the buffet.

[vashti]

I guess we women should all be sampling the black man, then... I understand that many of them like their women big.

[Only-virgins]

I guess we women should all be sampling the black man, then... I understand that many of them like their women big.

Yep, gotta love black guys for that. They get rid of the fat chicks for us.

[anachronistic]

lol yeah, they're too poor to afford a couch, they've got to lay down on something

[Gigabitch]

Oh, my God, 'wing. You are going to burn in hell for that one.