Translation Please?

[vashti]

It was a little hard to follow, but yes, move on. Only don't "do" her first. It will make you feel like an asshole, because I think you are actually a decent kid, despite the tough-guy thing you have going on here..

PS - the reason I didn't remember that thread is because I was on vacation when you made it.

[King Zarathu]

Yes, but I remember people were still replying when you came back. Regardless, though. I hope you had a nice vacation.

And it would make me feel like an asshole under normal circumstances, but she has been treating me like shit for a while. On the date she was on the phone at least 30% of the time. An entire 30 percent! Plus, the flake thing....

Meh....

[vashti]

Forget about her. You can do better.

[King Zarathu]

K. I'm glad she doesn't come to these forums anymore.

I'm going to go peek at all the threads she told me not to look through.

[vashti]

Are you lying?

[King Zarathu]

K. I'm glad she doesn't come to these forums anymore.

Yes, I'm very glad. No, I'm not lying about this. I share some very personal things in here because I trust you guys and the advice I receive.

I'm going to go peek at all the threads she told me not to look through.

No, I'm not lying about this either. I actually went (right after I typed that) and looked through her threads. There were very few, since everybody flamed her for being [edit: obscene] and then she left. That was an "interesting" phone call.

[vashti]

Your old girlfriend used to post here? Get out! WHo is she?

[King Zarathu]

Haha not telling.... Last thing I need is for somebody to go and look up those threads to bring them up again.

[vashti]

You can PM me. I have lots of forum secrets, and I don't ever tell.

[Gigabitch]

Was it that little brat, the 13-year-old? What was her name?

[King Zarathu]

Little brat? Yeah...brat would be a light word for it.

[Junket]

What's the word you used?

Flick?

Flake?

[King Zarathu]

Yes, she's a flake. Her word is as consistent as John Kerry's.

[Gigabitch]

.... or any politician's, for that matter...

[King Zarathu]

.... or any politician's, for that matter...

Touché. I talked to my therapist this morning about Megan and he said he agreed with the idea of never talking to her again.

Damn.