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  1. 20-10-09, 06:58 AM #31
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    I know what you do with it Giga. Please don't suggest the same thing to me
  2. 20-10-09, 07:00 AM #32
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    hi nickolass.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

  3. 20-10-09, 07:07 AM #33
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    best entertainment I've had all day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron180 View Post
    You mean how does a person like me get to a point where I enjoy breaking the rules & reporting myself & pissing off moderators & provoking them to restrict my account?
    Man, you're such a badass. You sign up on forums and break rules that don't exist and that no one cares about.

    For a troll, you're not entertaining.
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  5. 20-10-09, 08:00 AM #35
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    LOL!!! This is too funny!
  6. 20-10-09, 02:54 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron180 View Post
    I'm cheating on my girlfriend by harassing moderators online.
    oooooooooh, when people give me this much attention, i just blast all over my computer screen... now i have the slippery camera fingers.

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    Slippery?

    Mine is sticky.
  8. 20-10-09, 07:23 PM #38
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    was just gonna say...
  9. 21-10-09, 12:10 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by MVPlaya View Post
    For a troll, you're not entertaining.
    At least his spelling and grammar are good.
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  10. 21-10-09, 11:37 AM #40
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    that's because my sperm is super concentrated.. remember being that i'm always dehydrated from drinking, i'm special.

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    I'm going for round 3 this morning of masturbation. It feels so good. I had a wet dream last night about gigabitch. I dreampt that I violated a rule here, reported my own post & then within minutes I received an infraction in my inbox worth 5 points from gigabytch.

    I was having an orgasm the whole time. In the inbox was a personal message from her in bold black letters speaking harshly towards me not to ever do that again or she would restrict certain privileges from my account for 1 month.

    I'm a Christian & I masturbate and sometimes I think about having sex with God or that God would give me anal sex when I go to heaven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    At least his spelling and grammar are good.
    Do you ever read other people's posts and feel the urge to edit their posts for proper spelling and grammar? I'm a mod on a different forum and I feel like doing it all the time but I have to refrain myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MVPlaya View Post
    Do you ever read other people's posts and feel the urge to edit their posts for proper spelling and grammar? I'm a mod on a different forum and I feel like doing it all the time but I have to refrain myself.
    What forum do you moderate? Are you a female? How many female mods are on that forum of yours? What are their ages?
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    What forum.
    The only forum I have ever known is this one.
    I would like to see others.
    Maybe the people are nicer
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    Quote Originally Posted by CocoChanel View Post
    What forum.
    The only forum I have ever known is this one.
    I would like to see others.
    Maybe the people are nicer
    People can be much nicer in other forums.

    They can also be real assholes, too.
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