worst thing in bed

[Mr Wigglz]

When I was still with my ex, I was eating her out and her mum almost walked in on us... I almost shit myself lol

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

I honestly would have no idea what to do. But I had to laugh when I read it lol.

[misombra]

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

at least it wasn't a bear.

[Mr Wigglz]

at least it wasn't a bear.

Wait... the chick was all hairy and had a wet dog smell?

[misombra]

lol if it was a bear it would've probably raped both of them for that apple.

[Only-virgins]

I also wonder what his reaction was. I think he was embarrassed to tell the story as it is. I am not sure if he told anyone but me and my other friend. Kicker is he still continued to date her for a few more months. lol

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

This isnt an "in-bed" story, but there was this guy I was dating. We were out at a park and we started kissing. I opened my eyes to see him staring at me with his eyes wide open while kissing me I was so ****in grossed out. Arent your eyes supposed to be damn closed when you're kissing someone?Ew!

[ChiSoxFan2005]

i got one question why did you open your eyes?

[kapneb92]

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

Omg that story made my day rofl.

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

i got one question why did you open your eyes?

When Im kissing someone, I like to open my eyes to see how into the kiss they are. It turns me on even more when I see how much emotion they put into it. but I dont stare at them, its like a quick open and shut kinda thing, not staring at them like I just saw a ghost. Without explaining it, I did sound like quite the hypocrite lol.

[Only-virgins]

This isnt an "in-bed" story, but there was this guy I was dating. We were out at a park and we started kissing. I opened my eyes to see him staring at me with his eyes wide open while kissing me I was so ****in grossed out. Arent your eyes supposed to be damn closed when you're kissing someone?Ew!

I keep my eyes shut. I really like to enjoy the moment itself and get lost in it. My friend when he kisses his girlfriend he keeps his eyes opened and it looks weird as hell from a 3rd party perspective lol.

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

I keep my eyes shut. I really like to enjoy the moment itself and get lost in it. My friend when he kisses his girlfriend he keeps his eyes opened and it looks weird as hell from a 3rd party perspective lol.

The same thing your friend is doing is exactly what the guy was doing. I had to ask him why he was staring at me. He hasnt answered to this day and it happened like 2 or 3 years ago lol. It still scxares me just talking about it. I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...

[Only-virgins]

The same thing your friend is doing is exactly what the guy was doing. I had to ask him why he was staring at me. He hasnt answered to this day and it happened like 2 or 3 years ago lol. It still scxares me just talking about it. I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...

I think it maybe a bit weird to have your eyes opened but sheesh you took it oddly as well. Creeped out? Did he have bulgy eyes or something or what?

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

I think it maybe a bit weird to have your eyes opened but sheesh you took it oddly as well. Creeped out? Did he have bulgy eyes or something or what?

Yea he did! His eyes were always wide open. It always was a tad bit weird for me, but it got wider when kissing. His eyes were always like ....a little wider than that but its the closest emoticon here

[lesa]

Yea he did! His eyes were always wide open. It always was a tad bit weird for me, but it got wider when kissing. His eyes were always like ....a little wider than that but its the closest emoticon here

I don't know why but that emoticon and your description made me laugh out loud.

Anyways I just experienced that a few weeks ago. It is weird! I almost sensed it and opened my eyes...eww he looked cute like that though but I thought he would be in a zone with eyes shut...

[1averagejoe]

I did that my first few kisses. My girlfriend at the time flat out told me to close my eyes, that it was weird. I didn't really think about it as anything until later on realizing, it is kinda word looking.