I know you wouldnt do that Frasbee. If you did that, DM would no longer have LF eye candy. Now would you really wanna do that to him?
..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..
I assumed from the way the original post was worded that the girl meant the comparison to be "cute", otherwise she would have called him a rat. Did I misunderstand this?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
I also got the impression that he called her a pig just to be "cute". Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think he was actually commenting on her weight.
In either case, I think he should react just as stupidly as she. Being called a mouse could be viewed as emasculating. When she comes crawling back looking to make up he should give her the exact same treatment.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Whatever. I think they are both stupid, just for different reasons.
His error is easily fixed. Hers, however, is not. Good luck with this one, I say.
Lots of replies. I appreciate every single one of them. Thank you kindly.
UPDATE:
I talked to my mate that I trust very much with this type of stuff. He told me two things:
1. "YOU obviously need to give her the card. I suggest you don't but if you do, do not mention anything about calling her a pig. Mention about how you replied with another animal movie and the first one that came out was Babe, a rather popular one. You blundered. You did not mean to hurt her feelings. You were only trying to be funny. Whatever you do, DO NOT apologize again. No woman likes a wussy. If she fails to get over this, there is no point in keeping this relationship going."
2. When you give her the card write something like "These are the 13 things I love about you" and subtly focus on her looks, details of her personality and her behavior that you like." Focus on the POSITIVE and how much you care about her. She can then keep the card. No apologies. No pigs. Just an explanation and a statement that you care about her in many ways.
I thought the above was VERY sound advice and it reiterated certain posts here. So I wrote the card and I was going to deliver it in her mailbox. But then she txted me with "Can you come over tomorrow morning?". As much as I wanted to send her a message back with "YES YES YES I want to come over and move on" I said "I would like that very much. See you then!". So now I am going to see her in a few hours. If it works out I will give her the card anyway. If not, well then it wasn't even worth worrying about.
For chrissakes don't give her the card unless you want to hand your balls over with it. You've done enough ass-kissing over this non-event.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Last edited by lesa; 21-12-08 at 08:18 AM.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
Oh, I thought the card was like, for her birthday or somethin'.
f*ck it, she'll get over it...
i've called my gf a lot of things that are far worse that a pig and what happened... nothing. patience my friend.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...