Mate you must be loaded with cash from all the personal injury claims from all those car accidents that weren't your fault, lol.
You need to look at it slightly differently, if you think your timing was bad, think how the girl whose nose your broke felt! 'If i'd only decided to leave the bar 1 second earlier...'
:p
You just need some perspective thats all. Go visit a spinal injury clinic and tell your tale of bad luck to the guy who is paralysed from the neck down ;-)
Just be careful you don't hit him with the door when you leave