When some random dude meets me for the first time through a friend of a friend and within the first 3 questions he asks:
"so, are your tits fake?" WTFOMGBBQ! Asshole. What on god's green earth makes you think you can ask a gal if her boobs are fake? And further what the hell are you thinking asking a complete stranger this? And lastly, I'd like to tell these people that you can go f**k a dog, I'm not answering. Assume whatever you'd like. This has happened 4 times in a month.
And never are my boobs hanging half out my shirt. I'm covered all the way up to my giraffe neck.
Second instance.
I'm on facebook. Guy from elementary adds me. Keep in mind I was ugly duckling and was the class freaky deaky make fun of girl. Whatever, long since past that. Anyways he adds me I accept. 2 seconds later I read this in my inbox:
"DAMN girl, how you been!? you sure grew up. Huge tits are they fake?" Was this guy freggin' serious? I let him have it.
Third instance:
In the change room at hockey (I play with 1 other girl and all men). The boys start their boy talk. Whatever tits this, pussy that. I hear it all the time no big deal. BUT then they look at me. Then the girl goes well I think it's safe to assume that girl68's are well supplemented. I looked up and said "excuse me, you're talking about this in front of my face?" she goes "well, you are very blessed, and most asian girls aren't "blessed" like you are." I just said "well fuc* assume what you like I not handing out feels for verification." I mean seriously guys, you talk about my boobs when I'm right in front of you. Really?
And then it's a wonder why I wish my boobs were average sized. Gee, I wonder. There's so much negative attention they bring it's not even somewhat entertaining.