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    Ladies, I need a complete makeover..

    Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.

    So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.

    Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.

    Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.
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    So which is it? Or is there some other type I should change myself to be?

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    Fail.......

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    Yes, that describes my dating life. But it doesn't have to be that way for life, if someone will kindly tell me what I should start liking and how to act.

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    You should start liking men, and you should act gay.

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    You've got the latter part licked already. Half way there bro.

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    Bro, again, I am not here for you to proposition me.

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    Just talking here bro.

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    I need to see your picture first.

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    lol .

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    Me too .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.

    So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.

    Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.

    Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.
    "wigger" is soooooo 1990's.

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    You aren't privy to that, Saint.

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    What the f*ck is this. Your problem is self-esteem and confidence. It has nothing to do with "being yourself" and everything to do with respecting yourself instead. You don't need to be a wigger or a bro, you need to improve your self-image and stop blaming all the "rich, skinny-jeaned, douchebag, assholes" for stealing all the women you want.

    Take some accountability man.
    "All is fair in love and war." - Francis Edward Smedley

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    Girls don't like the things I'm interested in. It's hard to relate to anyone with esoteric interests.

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