Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.
So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.
Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.
Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.