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  1. 21-11-05, 11:37 AM #1
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    a christmas present for me...

    warning: NOT WORK SAFE.

    yeah, i think i know what i want for x-mas...

    [url]http://static.ubid.com/mgen/pimg/scale.ms?args=%22201539.jpg%22,400,400[/url]

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    WHOA, that's just a little too much, for my virgin eyes...

    ...i'm weird, you're weird.
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    oh yeah i should put a virgin warning on their too...

    WARNING: virgins may be frightened.
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    Who thinks of these things??
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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    oh yeah i should put a virgin warning on their too...

    WARNING: virgins may be frightened.
    hey, einstein, that's really not gonna help...

    ...you might want to add the warning sign to the 'initial' post, that way, people can 'see' it...lol...i kid, i kid

    no warning sign is necessary!

    i was joking about the virgin eyes comment, it was just for $hits and giggles!

    but seriously - aren't those type of toys for single chicks? how would your bf react? if i had a gf, i wouldn't care if she had a toy like that, but i know most guys would.......mmmmmm......just a thought
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    i think he'd like it too.
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    It looks sorta violent though. That's just what came to mind when I saw it....violent.
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    lol misombra
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    sex is violent.
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    i'm more in touch with the senses when i think of sex (all 5 of them). i'm not a cheesy emotional type of guy - far from it. i would guess i'm more physical when it comes to sex and love and all that. when i took a trip, a fortune teller told me that i'm very in touch with earthly things. i am far from violent.

    does what i say make sense? or will i find out something else when i actually do have sex?
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    some people like it, some don't. but when you do have sex you're gonna wanna get super-freaky sometimes.lol
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    lol. i'm just messing with you guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    lol. i'm just messing with you guys.
    Has your boyfriend been posting in your name misombra? haha
  15. 21-11-05, 09:55 PM #15
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    All I saw was a guitar.

    Did I just ruin the joke?
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