All beef hotdogs, baked beans, and bacon

[Junket]

::Long day at work, played an hour and a half of Ultimate frisbee with some highschool kids and so I come home tired, and hungry as hell::

::I look around, I glance at the table where I see burger king coupons.::

Buy 1 get 1...

No...I shouldn't.

I just had that shit last night, I can't justify two days in a row.

Plus I'm trying to cut back on overall expenses, regardless of what a deal that might be.

::I walk into the kitchen.::

There must be something I can eat.

::I look at the bread::

No, I already had a sandwich today.

::I take my boots off, all covered in mud, and drop 'em on the rug next to the computer and go back into the kitchen::

A tall can of baked beans sits on a shelf.

Hmm...

I did afterall buy it for myself, just never got around to makin' it with all the breakfast dinners I was makin'.

oooo, I got lots of bacon left over too.

and my dad bought hotdogs.

Wait...he got that shitty brand...

::I search the meat drawer, and pull out two hotdogs packages, same brand, but one is all beef and the other is "all-meat", I drop the "all-meat" back in the drawer::

All-beef, can't be that bad.

::I look at bacon, the beans and the hotdogs sitting on the counter::

Damn...this must say somethin' about my protein intake...

::I cook those muthas and plop them onto a plate::

Daaaaamn!

::I scarf down the hotdogs, liberally coating them with the bean sauce flooding the plate, tearing at the bacon however carefully avoiding most of the white spongey fat then finish off the beans, lifting the plate and tipping it back like a mug of...root beer::

I dunno why, but that was so damn satisfying.

[Gigabitch]

Just understand that you won't be able to eat like that when you're older. Should make it all the more delicious now.

[Junket]

Just understand that you won't be able to eat like that when you're older. Should make it all the more delicious now.

I try not to eat like that as it is.

I crave vegetables, but it's expensive to buy those so often, and my dad never does. I try to supplement a big glass of 2% with that chocolate ovaltine.

Which reminds me...I need to pick up some high fiber cereal. My craps are gettin' too soft.

[vashti]

My craps are gettin' too soft.

Gross.

I suggest bananas or rice.

[Gigabitch]

I suggest Depends.