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    New to the forum and America at all

    Hi everyone!

    I moved to America from a different country two years ago. English is my second language. When I came here, I barely spoke the language and felt terrible about that. I wasn't able to go shopping, took phone calls, talked neighbours, and etc. Now, however, I believe I am ready to chat with American guys. And if I will be treated positively on the forum , I plan to stay here!
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    "Mrs." in English implies you are married. Do you think perhaps Mr. Willow might mind your actively seeking out "guys" (in particular) to chat with?

    You can tell me true; I can keep a secret.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow View Post
    I believe I am ready to chat with American guys.
    Wow forumn's first desperate housewife perhaps?

    Not sure if i should welcome you. I am not american. oh what the heck. Welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    "Mrs." in English implies you are married.

    You can tell me true; I can keep a secret.
    Right. I am married.
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    Do you think perhaps Mr. Willow might mind your actively seeking out "guys" (in particular) to chat with?
    No preferences. I'm not looking for someone to fall in love or have sex. My husband gives me everything, and he is the best in the world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow
    No preferences. I'm not looking for someone to fall in love or have sex. My husband gives me everything, and he is the best in the world
    Where are you originally from?


    And no, I'm better than your husband. You just don't know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer101 View Post
    Wow forumn's first desperate housewife perhaps?
    Housewife? Do I sound as a housewife?
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    I am not american.
    Oops.. I meant "would like to chat in English with anyone who speaks it"

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    Welcome
    Thank you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow View Post
    Housewife? Do I sound as a housewife?

    Oops.. I meant "would like to chat in English with anyone who speaks it"


    Thank you!
    Yeah, so where are you from again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Where are you originally from?
    Russia. Does it ring a bell?
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    And no, I'm better than your husband. You just don't know it.
    Sounds unbelievable to me. But I saw you're a very popular here; maybe that's why you have a high opinion about yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow View Post
    Russia. Does it ring a bell?
    Russia? Wait! Isn't it that one country that...

    ...never heard of it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow
    Sounds unbelievable to me.
    You need to get out more often.

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    But I saw you're a very popular here; maybe that's why you have a high opinion about yourself
    Nope! I have a high opinion of myself because I'm God. That's right. You Russians were all atheists, UNTIL NOW! You've finally met me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Russia? Wait! Isn't it that one country that...

    ...never heard of it.
    lie

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    Nope! I have a high opinion of myself because I'm God. That's right. You Russians were all atheists, UNTIL NOW! You've finally met me.
    I know, I know... I've met many gods
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    Hey, is it a normal way here to meet new people like that?
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    i am afraid not ms. willow. normally newcommers are required to post a video of themselves doing the chicken dance - topless. care to get started?

    ok i was just joking, just incase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer101 View Post
    i am afraid not ms. willow. normally newcommers are required to post a video of themselves doing the chicken dance - topless. care to get started?

    ok i was just joking, just incase.


    ::chuckle chuckle::

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    Mrs.Willow-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.Willow View Post
    Hi everyone!

    I moved to America from a different country two years ago. English is my second language. When I came here, I barely spoke the language and felt terrible about that. I wasn't able to go shopping, took phone calls, talked neighbours, and etc. Now, however, I believe I am ready to chat with American guys. And if I will be treated positively on the forum , I plan to stay here!
    What about american girls Mrs. Willow, do you want to talk to any of us. Or are your attentions directed exclusively to the male gender?

    Welcome to the U.S.

    Girls are nice too!

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