Divorced!

[bluesummer]

Get yourself one of these babe!

[url]http://www.weddingringcoffin.com/index.php[/url]

That's freakin hilarious. However, I don't believe the ring deserves that much respect. Besides, I lost it already.

Thanks guys. It does seem weird to be so happy about being divorced, but really.......I feel like a thousand pounds just got lifted off my shoulders. Also, my bf doesn't have to be dating a 'married woman' any longer, lol. That's got to be relieving for him.

[Tone]

I honestly never knew you were married. I must have missed a thread?

[bluesummer]

No, Tony. I just referred to my dickhead ex as my 'bf' all of the time because I was ashamed to admit I'd actually married such a loser.

[DoesntMatter]

Yay for you blue

[bohemiandonut]

Can we please not use guy's sexual organs as negative terms.., you don't hear guys walking around saying.., that girl was a "VAGINA"

Oh my god that reminds me of something. When I was still dating my ex, there was this period where I decided it would be wise to begin using the term "sucks dick" as a positive. As in: "Hey did you hear the new Panda Bear album yet? I can't stop listening to it! It sucks dick!"

Ah I am so funny huh.