Tips for getting a girlfriend and will my simplistic lifestyle be harmful.

[BoredGeorge]

I don't have a bed or any furniture because I am too cheap to buy some.

I go out to parties and stuff but it is not like I can take her out somewhere exciting with heaps of cool people on a whim. Usually I perdiodically get invited to stuff that just kind of comes up.

I have no highschool friends.

I have no close male friends anymore due to moving and them shacking up.

I live with weirdos because it is cheap.

I have joined a gym.

I have nicer clothing.

I always ask girls out when I get the opportunity.

Anything else ?

[BoredGeorge]

I can't think of what to do..

[Charlie Boy II]

you sleep on the floor??

[Cbrider]

you sleep on the floor??

Every time I end up on the floor no matter how it happens, my shoulder blades and hips ache for days.

[Doc Durian]

I don't have a bed or any furniture because I am too cheap to buy some.

Cheap or practical? I once bought a bedframe because the new live in GF had an issue with sleeping on anything not resembling a couch, and the previous GF threw out and left my mattress and boxspring in the Melbourne rains because they were slightly older than our relationship. She was happy that the air mattress had elevation off the floor after that (could have been love, or fear of white tail spiders, I dunno.)

I go out to parties and stuff but it is not like I can take her out somewhere exciting with heaps of cool people on a whim. Usually I perdiodically get invited to stuff that just kind of comes up.

Man up and have a party for all those who've kept bringing you to parties.

I have no highschool friends.

You say that like it's out of the ordinary.

I have no close male friends anymore due to moving and them shacking up.

That's life.

I live with weirdos because it is cheap.

Nothing wrong with frugality.

I have joined a gym.

I have nicer clothing.

I always ask girls out when I get the opportunity.

Anything else ?

Try basking in self confidence next time.

[BoredGeorge]

you sleep on the floor??

I sleep on a small matress because it is easy to fold up and fit in my car. I also have a fold up table, and a chair that fits in my back seat. So when I have to move it will all fit in the back of my car.

[BoredGeorge]

My choices are a fatty, nothing, or hookers.

Even finding a fat chick who is a decent person is hard.
Hookers smell like oranges and they cost money.
Nothing seems to be the best option.

I hate women. They're shit.

[Charlie Boy II]

well you probably will need a proper bed, even for a fatty.

[vashti]

You live with weirdos, don't even have a bed because you are too cheap to buy one, and hate women...

I can't imagine why you have so many girl problems!

[BoredGeorge]

You live with weirdos, don't even have a bed because you are too cheap to buy one, and hate women...

I can't imagine why you have so many girl problems!

To be fair, no woman has ever seen my room.

Apart from Mum/roomates.

[vashti]

If I were your mother, it would really hurt me to see my son live this way. Maybe if you improved your standard of living, you would have more confidence with the ladies? I mean, you don't have to spend it all, but you should be able to have some modest belongings.... no need to live like a homeless man.

[BoredGeorge]

If I were your mother, it would really hurt me to see my son live this way. Maybe if you improved your standard of living, you would have more confidence with the ladies? I mean, you don't have to spend it all, but you should be able to have some modest belongings.... no need to live like a homeless man.

I have blankets and linen and stuff.

[vashti]

You probably need to have a bed and a couch minimally so if a girl comes over, she won't have to sit on the floor...

[Junket]

You sound like me a bit.

I don't own a bed, or virtually any furniture besides a coffee table, and a foldable camping cot.

[Doc Durian]

I travel light as well.

If the girl has a problem with it, she can fock off.