If its a woman just say "well you know I didn't want to say anything but I'm kind of a lesbian and its really hard to find any attractive lesbians in this area...do swing for the home team?"
If its a guy just say "well you know I would but my last boyfriend left me when he found out I had herpes."
That should shut everybody up.
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn