Riposte - get lost!

[Petit Papillon]

If he's acting stupid, tell him: "Act your age, not your dick size."

If he asks what you're doing, say: "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

If he asks you out, say: "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."

If he asks for you to come back to his place, say: "Sorry, gotta leave. I have two more dates to get ready for!"

If he asks for your number, say: "Sorry, I don't have a phone."

If a guy is trying sweet talk his way into erm... yeah, then say: "No thanks, there's already one ass hole in there!"

If he asks for a BJ, say: "Sorry, my mother always told me when I was younger not to put small objects in my mouth." ... or ... "Sorry, cant. I forgot my tweezers and straw."

For any corny pickup line, say: "Why don't you go put a condom over your head?! If you're going to act like a dick, you might as well look like one!"

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book. Guy: But I don't know your name. Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: So what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Girl: If i saw you naked I'd die laughing!

Guy: You suck. Girl: Well I sure as hell don't suck yours.

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy: When u fell from heaven? Girl: No, not with your blubbery ass to fall on.

Guy: Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up? Girl: Yeah, and we know what that will be [stick up middle finger].

Girl: [talking to another girl] I had a dream last night... Guy: [cutting in] was I in it? Girl: I said dream, not nightmare.

Guy: If I were rearranging the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together. Girl: Thats odd, because if I were rearranging the alphabet, I'd put "F" and "U" together.

Just for fun

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[Sonrisa]

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