I lol'd in class when my professor...

[sadie_genie]

read this out loud:

Carrots

Carrots are ****ing the earth. a
permanent erection, they push deeper
into the dark damp and dark.
all summer long
they try so hard to please
was it good for you,
was it good?

Perhaps because the earth wont answer
they keep on trying
while you stroll through the garden
think carrot cake,
carrots and onions in beef stew,
carrot pudding with caramel sauce,
they are ****ing their brains out
in the hottest part of the afternoon.

Written by Lorna Crozier, a Canadian poet.

[girl68]

I lol'd right now in the dead silent computer lab...

[vashti]

hahah! I like it!

if you want to laugh some more, google her picture. You'd never guess a woman who looks so conservative would be thinking about carrots this way.

[DoesntMatter]

UT? Or McGill?

[sadie_genie]

University of Hogwarts

[warriormaiden]

Holy f*ck, she looks like a grandmother. :O :O :O