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    My Favorite Hood Ornament

    I am new here and just thought I would take the time and introduce myself. I am a 35 year old single man. I am into body-building and work out 4 times a week. I am so proud of my body that I actually had a hood ornament replica of my body made for my car. Surprisingly enough however, I like chubby women with large breasts. I love to go dancing and dance provocatively with my volumptous woman weekly. If there are ladies in this forum that are interesting in chatting with me, let me know here. If I like what I hear then I will private message you.

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    C'mon ladies. Talk to me.

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    This isn't a dating site buddy.

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    Then where's the love?

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    Didn't you read the sign before you came in? Men only. Sorry to dissapoint you.
    Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]

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    sorry but nobody here is volumptuous. we're all thin with small breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    sorry but nobody here is volumptuous. we're all thin with small breasts.
    Speak for yourself 'hun.

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    Well, I am a man!

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    This is obviously a joke.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Everyone gets the wrong idea on this forum, why does everyone thinks its a dating site?
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    Well the site does imply love, Does it not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gagamunga
    Well the site does imply love, Does it not?
    Here. Let me help you out you dumbass.

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    That is funny Only Virgins. So this is a gay mating site?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gagamunga
    So this is a gay mating site?
    No, Are you looking for one of those?
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    No, but if you have some size on you and nice breasts you may do.

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