wife teases my small "package"

[williamjones]

help! i am so embarrassed. my wife teases me b/c i have a small package.
it is so embarrassing, but she keeps doing it.

how can i get her to stop?
how can i feel better about my body?

i am so humiliated!!!!!

[Illusional]

grow some f*cking balls and stop being a bitch. don't tell me that you apologize every time that you fight too.


raverboy

[bulrush]

Sounds like you need a new wife. You can't make someone change, they have to want to change. And your wife just sounds cruel, and this type of person often does not want to change.

[smackie9]

This is mental abuse. Maybe if you start slapping her around a bit it might shut her up.

[Sirois]

Are you sure she teases you to be cruel?
Because, maybe she does it as a bit of a joke to symbolize how it does not bother her?

Either way, if she is your wife I don't see why you can't just ask her to stop.

[rjames]

Tell her you don't have a small unit. Tell her that she's busted out from using her secret softball bat for masturbation and if she
doesn't work on tightening up her junk, you'll throw her out the door and under the bus by telling all the guys in town.
(it's a celebration!)