Ladies, I need a complete makeover..

[Love'sReject]

Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.

So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.

Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.

Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.

[Love'sReject]

So which is it? Or is there some other type I should change myself to be?

[searock]

Fail.......

[Love'sReject]

Yes, that describes my dating life. But it doesn't have to be that way for life, if someone will kindly tell me what I should start liking and how to act.

[TheSaint]

You should start liking men, and you should act gay.

[TheSaint]

You've got the latter part licked already. Half way there bro.

[Love'sReject]

Bro, again, I am not here for you to proposition me.

[TheSaint]

Just talking here bro.

[fearoflove]

I need to see your picture first.

[TheSaint]

lol .

[TheSaint]

Me too .

[Wakeup]

Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.

So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.

Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.

Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.

"wigger" is soooooo 1990's.

[Love'sReject]

You aren't privy to that, Saint.

[Cerby]

What the f*ck is this. Your problem is self-esteem and confidence. It has nothing to do with "being yourself" and everything to do with respecting yourself instead. You don't need to be a wigger or a bro, you need to improve your self-image and stop blaming all the "rich, skinny-jeaned, douchebag, assholes" for stealing all the women you want.

Take some accountability man.

[Love'sReject]

Girls don't like the things I'm interested in. It's hard to relate to anyone with esoteric interests.