What the hell!!!!!..Damn woody!

[Kiechi]

OV, the chance of you getting a virgin at your age is rather slim. Give it up.

[Illusional]

hey, isn't the pope a virgin?? well OV there is last resort if you really need it.

raverboy

[Innova]

it sucks when you wake up with your wood, then you realize that you have to piss. you go to the bathroom only to find your wood won't go down.

raverboy

Tell me about it, damn near have to do a handstand LOL.

[Only-virgins]

it sucks when you wake up with your wood, then you realize that you have to piss. you go to the bathroom only to find your wood won't go down.

Yea, and you end up pissing all over the damn toilet seet.

OV, the chance of you getting a virgin at your age is rather slim. Give it up.

Uhh..thats not what we are talking about. Anyways the answer is no.

[whaywardj]

I found out that if I just let the woody stick up, I can pee in a WIDE, HIGH arc into the toilet. Big risk of missing 'cause you have aim by backing up then moving forward as you expel.

[Illusional]

it's either the morning wood or the drunken piss that probed the invention of the urinal.

raverboy

[lilwing89]

cut the woody down with a chainsaw.

[Fawn]

cut the woody down with a chainsaw.

eep! We don't need any more eunuchs in this world.

This all sounds very troublesome and slightly hillarious at the same time. lol.

[Only-virgins]

it's either the morning wood or the drunken piss that probed the invention of the urinal.

raverboy

both?

____________________

[Illusional]

well someone had to come up with the idea of a urinal. i'm guessing that one of these two events probed it's beginnings.

raverboy

[Girlie19]

Why do you only want a virgin?

Heh, I'm a virgin.. But I'd prefer to do it my first time with someone who's not, so that he knows what he's doing But hell, it doesn't matter that much to me. As long as it's someone I love, or whom I think I do (and vice versa...)

But... There's no way I can help you with your problem...

[boobaa]

When asked people about that morning woodt problem, the people told me that gilliotine should help, I don't know thoug...

[Only-virgins]

Why do you only want a virgin?

Heh, I'm a virgin.. But I'd prefer to do it my first time with someone who's not, so that he knows what he's doing But hell, it doesn't matter that much to me. As long as it's someone I love, or whom I think I do (and vice versa...)

Interesting how taht has nothing to do with the topic. Sounds to me like you dont choose to be a virgin ..you just cant get laid. I am a virgin because I dont want to be a hyporcrite.

[lilwing89]

Interesting how taht has nothing to do with the topic. Sounds to me like you dont choose to be a virgin ..you just cant get laid. I am a virgin because I dont want to be a hyporcrite.

for **** sake im going to hire someone to rape you.

its going to be.....michael jackson.

[1reason1love]

Yea, thats what Im thinking.

i had same prob. all i did was wack once in early evening around 7:30 and then once in late evening around 11:00 and then once before i went to bed which was whenever. That got my penis really tired and i would get AS bad of a morning wood as i used to have. u got to show him whoes boss, make him pay if he wakes u up from ur sleep. id be pissed.