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If you're slightly taller than your gf, you won't have a problem. If you're a foot taller either get a stool or buy her flowers and ask for anal.

Why spoil our fun with a serious answer? :sad2:

It's natural he misses you, but don't see this as a sign he wants you back. If he wants you back, he'll make sure you know he does.

Don't get your hopes up! This is the best thing anyone could...

Maybe a bit more practical (and fun!) revenge is to sleep with his friends. I guarantee this will piss him off to no end to hear his friends talking about how good you are in bed.

Agree with above posters: classic friend zone.

Had the same situation once with a girl. Unilaterally broke all contact when it became clear she didn't love me back, spent a couple of weeks...

Kill his girlfriend and:

1) Put the bloodied knife in his hand while he sleeps
2) drench his favourite jeans in her blood and put it in his washer
3) take a dump in his briefcase

Girls aren't intimidated by you, they're turned off by your narcissism.

Unfortunately, stupidity is a trait that runs rampant through mankind. Take it on the chin and allow yourself a fleeting moment of glee when you find out her fling didn't work out. Good luck.

I see your point, but you didn't make it. Incest and bestiality are illegal here, and if they weren't I'd happily agree Belgium is a seriously backward country as well.





There are some...

Must be some seriously backward country to still have the age of consent at 18.

Yeah this was the first thing that occurred to me when reading this thread. Maybe she's using Amanda's outright lie as an excuse to break up with you guiltfree...

This problem is as old as time itself. You should be nice, but not too nice. Most girls like their men to show some character, some spine and guys who act nice all the time are not perceived that...

Yeah that would be my advice in a nutshell. If you contact her now you'll either be the friend she whines to about her boyfriend or you'll be the secret lover because she's bored with her...

Before anything can happen she must break up with her current boyfriend at least.

Saying you'll always be there for her when she needs you is bad btw, it sets you up to get taken advantage of.

It's probably because the process of dating is too forced, you're basically starting by spending entire evenings with each other. You learn a whole lot about each other in a very short time. That's...

Yeah the last thing you wanna do is show her you still care and want to get back together. Keep her off-balance, and keep contact to an absolute minimum. Don't call her yourself, if you meet her just...

It sounds like you're not ready for a new relationship. Two months is a very long time to go without sex in a relationship, you can't really blame him for having wandering hands. It's not really fair...

I agree. Never found a gf through dating. Dating only got me friend zoned in the past, which is why I don't do it any more. Parties, pub crawls, even random meetings seem a lot better to me than the...

As Christian faith is a form of retardedness I'd steer well clear. Can you think of any way this is not going to end in shambles?

Also, there are a depressing amount of born-agains already, do...

Well you might have a point about the romance. On the other hand it's hard to be romantic when you get struck down every time you want to be intimate. I sure as cake would not want to bring her...

Hate to break it to you, but you're too kind. You let her walk all over you. You work all day and provide for everything, she stays home and looks after the kids. You're right in spending time with...

Wh...? These things happen all the time. Simple as pie really, she fell in love with another man and consecutively lost feelings for her husband. Said husband recognizes this and after some internal...

Looks like you're in a sticky situation here. It doesn't seem like you can live with the situation, for god's sake don't live the next forty years with regrets because you'll just end up being soured...

The day you woke up with her, obviously.

I'm sort of in the same situation as you. I'm 26, gf is 19, been together for 6 months now. In the beginning the age gap bothered me a bit, but in terms of the relationship itself things are going...