A guys perspective on things - ask me anything

[vashti]

I would like to know if it is possible to lick my own elbow.

[misombra]

why doesn't my boyfriend obey me?

[Jimmy1218]

why doesn't my boyfriend obey me?

Cause he's a rebel

[19ntgf]

Do some guys pee while sitting?

[anachronistic]

I would like to know if it is possible to lick my own elbow.

how about you try it. then if you can't we'll try to explain it to your helpless soul.

why doesn't my boyfriend obey me?

because you think you're a ****ing ***** with a big *** and a *** case of pms.

Do some guys pee while sitting?

i am not sure about other guys, but i do in combination while taking a shit. no point in pissing standing up and then sitting down on the pot and taking a shit, is there?

[misombra]

because you think you're a ****ing ***** with a big *** and a *** case of pms.

excuse me but i was asking for the objective advice of the original poster. go on now little boy.

[19ntgf]

No I walked in on one guy once. He wasnt shitting. I asked him and he said " OF course, if women use the same bathroom". I dont believe him though

[CAM]

To hide an erect penis?

Easy: just think of being at your favorite grandmother's funeral. Works every time...that dick will be totally deflated in seconds and there will be nothing to hide, I can assure you.

Oh, and if you have to pee but your prostate won't unclench...easy solution: visualize your bad-break up girlfriend's face as you look down to the toilet water...you'll be peeing in no time.

[Jimmy1218]

My parents wanted my to sit when I piss. But I think that's gay.

[sloth]

What's that?

*points*

[anachronistic]

here is my question to other males:

you're on the beach doing whatever with one of your friends. for some random ridiculous reason, he brought his 12 year old brother along for the ride, who is very annoying.

he starts splashing water on your brand new clothes, you try to ignore him but the little shit persists. you tell him to stop, but he doesn't. he then starts trying to hit you with rocks and smack you with sticks.

the whole time your friend is busy doing something and doesn't notice. what would you do?

[Junket]

the whole time your friend is busy doing something and doesn't notice. what would you do?

Take the brat by the back of the head and plant his face right into the salt water and wait 30 seconds while his arms flail.

Or until your friend notices.

[anachronistic]

exactly what i did. believe it or not, that demon seed started doing the same shit, only 5 minutes later. i gave him the back hand and then he finally quit.

some kids these days are just little shits. i am the kind of guy that usually tries to avoid violence.

[Illusional]

i would've grabbed him and flew him into the water. i could care less how he lands, but hopefully it would be on his head.

raverboy

[sloth]

ROFL!
LOL!

...You guys rock.