jokes

[Sonrisa]

Two fridges fell out from a crashing airplane. One of them sank to the bottom of the sea. The other one didn't.

You lost me

[asdfg789]

Subject: ADIOS CUBA !!!

A group of Cubans deserted their island. In the middle of their arduous journey to Miami , the oldest Cuban aboard, suffers a major heart attack and asks for a flag of his country, to bid good-bye to his dearest Cuba .

The other Cubans search desperately in their boat to find even anything that will resemble a flag of their country to fulfill the old man's last request.

A T-shirt, a handkerchief. etc... exhausted and almost ready to give up all hopes... a 20-year-old girl interrupts their desperate search and shyly tells them of her tattoo of the Cuban flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her buttocks.

The leader of their journey persuades the girl to show it to the dying old man, and that she will be doing him a great favor. The young girl slowly pulls down her shorts and lower her underwear...... showing the Cuban flag in a beautifully shaped tanned buttock..... She approaches the dying man and sticks her ass right on his face.....

The old man.... caresses the "flag," grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing the flag with great passion saying ......"My dear Cuba , I bid good-bye to you with great sadness..... my beautiful land, my flag, my Havana ..... I will miss you...."

After going passionately for almost 15 minutes..... .. he says to the girl.... "now..... chica..... turn around, por favor.... I want to kiss Fidel good-bye!"

[m1o9o9n0]

hahaha
fanny
thanks

[somo90]

why in the mirror there is a joke!!!hhahahahah

[Sonrisa]

Russian joke:

Why do men like to ask: Are those real?
It's not like I get into their pants and ask: And that's it?

Почему у мужиков любимый вопрос:А они настоящие?!.
Я же в штаны не лезу и не спрашиваю: И это всё?!