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    So how do you stalk a dude?

    Heh heh heh. It's hard. I mean seriously, if he catches you he'll like pound your ass. Nothing threatening about a girl hiding in the bushes.

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    LOL. Are u serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PainfulLonging View Post
    I mean seriously, if he catches you he'll like pound your ass.
    If you're stalking him, you want him to pound your ass, right?
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    Yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by Yet another guy View Post
    If you're stalking him, you want him to pound your ass, right?
    I don't literally want him to pound my ass, but yeah I want him to pound my ass.

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    So how do you stalk a dude?
    Just like you do your canned goods... alphabetically... duh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Just like you do your canned goods... alphabetically... duh!
    Weird. I do mine by size. Big ones on the bottom. Or is that big bottoms underneath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PainfulLonging View Post
    but yeah I want him to pound my ass.
    Then, why don't you just knock on his door, take all your clothes off and tell him to pound your ass?
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    ^^^ Whats that got to do with canned goods?
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