The Quest for a Roommate

[vashti]

Very often, I am surprised by how dirty females are in the hospital.... on the whole, they ARE dirtier than males, in my experience. That's why you need to find one that insists on living in a clean space.

[Asip4u]

Very often, I am surprised by how dirty females are in the hospital.... on the whole, they ARE dirtier than males, in my experience. That's why you need to find one that insists on living in a clean space.

I agree, females are very very dirty! ....I always use to think if she dresses really well she must be clean. lol

[Gribble]

If anything the odds of me banging her rise the uglier she is. I mean, if she's fugly she's less likely to turn me down, and like someone else mentioned, one of these nights I'm going to come stumbling into the apartment drunk and horny...

Every chick's place I've ever been has been clean. Dude's have roaches and shit clinging to their toilets. Unless some chick is nagging them to keep clean. Bah. We'll see. I'm kinda hoping the old fart takes the place. He seems the safest candidate.

[bluesummer]

Well, at least you got a bunch of new girls' numbers.

[Charlie Boy II]

I've lived with both girls and guys. At the moment I live with a girl.

The stereotype is overwhelmingly true in my opinion: girls are much, much, cleaner than guys. And so, unless you're already ultra-neat you'll probably have to lift your game tidiness wise. I've been forced to do it. Before I never cleaned until stuff looked dirty/untidy. Now I know I have to vacuum once a week and tidy the bathroom once a week, even if it doesn't look messy to me. I just do it because it helps maintain domestic harmony.

I've lived in guys places where I vacuuming was never done and the bathroom may have been cleaned once a year.

[Charlie Boy II]

Also I live with an attractive female, but I have zero desire to sleep with her. The thought of it is utterly repellant.

[Gribble]

We each have our own bathroom. She gets the hall bath all to herself. I have the master bedroom and a bathroom in there. Believe me, I would be looking for a dude if we had to share that. Better to have shit clinging to the bowl than to have to scrub it after every use for fear of the shrill bitching of a PMSing witch.

Only time I vaccuum or scrub is when company's over, and even then it depends on whether or not that company has a vagina. .

[bluesummer]

^ See? I told you so, Grib. Ugly girl = no sex + clean house.

[Charlie Boy II]

Not quite bluesummer, ugly girl roomate = regretful sex when wasted in a moment of weakness and forgiving light, and then hurt feelings because the ugly girl immediately becomes attached.

[Charlie Boy II]

Only time I vaccuum or scrub is when company's over, and even then it depends on whether or not that company has a vagina. .

see this will have to change with a female. Regular weekly vacuuming will be the order of the day.

[lovesjoyajm]

I hate the term "fugly" and anyone who uses it.

[bluesummer]

Not quite bluesummer, ugly girl roomate = regretful sex when wasted in a moment of weakness and forgiving light, and then hurt feelings because the ugly girl immediately becomes attached.

Ahhhhhhh I get it.

So it sounds Grib, like your best best would be a very clean straight guy who is almost never home.

[Gigabitch]

Oh, for God's sake. Gribble, you are too cantankerous to have a roommate. What are you thinking?

[dewilliams2]

Oh, for God's sake. Gribble, you are too cantankerous to have a roommate. What are you thinking?

Excellent use of the word cantankerous....word of the day people!

Anyways I've had a roommate and it doesn't matter male or female. The guy I lived with was clean as am I. We divided up the housework every week so there was weekly sweeping and dusting, bathroom was cleaned. Dishes were done daily. We were responsible for our own laundry.

I do however prefer to live on my own or with a gf...I'm not a fan of clothes.

[Gribble]

Oh, I know. We'll be at each other's throats within a week. I enjoy bitter arguments and flashes of rage, what can I say?