+ Follow This Topic
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 25 of 25

Thread: Dude, I cut my penis like 3 times.

  1. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    4,614
    Fras man the visuals you leave in my head now!

    Hey did Amy kiss it and make it feel better?
    everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.

  2. #17
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    1,696
    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    Abuse! Abuse!... or would that be negligence?
    I think that may rise to the level of recklessness.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    15,440
    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Actually, I got a major hard on.
    you're a bad boy frizbee.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


  4. #19
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Stockholm, Sweden
    Posts
    1,509
    Managed to cut myself while doing that as well using scissors - Tiny cut, but bleeds like a bitch...

  5. #20
    Junket's Avatar
    Junket is offline -
    Country:
    Users Country Flag
    "Hot Love Pancake(s)"
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    14,687
    Quote Originally Posted by squirrley View Post
    Fras man the visuals you leave in my head now!

    Hey did Amy kiss it and make it feel better?
    Oh, you know it.

  6. #21
    Illusional's Avatar
    Illusional is offline different state of mind
    Country:
    Users Country Flag
    "Hot Love Pancake(s)"
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    16,389
    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Actually, I got a major hard on.
    wow... with the erection, i'm wondering how much did the cut grow in size?

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

  7. #22
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,179
    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    wow... with the erection, i'm wondering how much did the cut grow in size?

    raverboy
    I'm not a guy... but even I feel faint at that thought...
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

    - James Allen

  8. #23
    DoesntMatter's Avatar
    DoesntMatter is offline Love Gurus
    Country:
    Users Country Flag
    "Hot Love Pancake(s)"
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    3,800
    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    I'm not a guy...
    Really......... and all this time I just thought I was gay flirting with you

  9. #24
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,179
    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    Really......... and all this time I just thought I was gay flirting with you
    It's ok... we all get confused every now and then... I'd suggest a quick trip to the nearest gay bar just to make sure though...
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

    - James Allen

  10. #25
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,227
    Been there, done that. Not a fun or pretty sight, just wait for it to scab and start itching like a bitch.

    I keep a number 1 guard on my clippers now.

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Similar Threads

  1. Calling him dude...
    By LailaK in forum Broken Hearts Forum
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 16-03-10, 11:43 PM
  2. bugging out dude...
    By Bo in forum Off Topic Discussion
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 27-07-09, 03:22 PM
  3. Girlfriend hanging out with another dude
    By Lonely Island in forum Love Advice forum
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 06-05-09, 01:42 PM
  4. Confession of a Freaky Dude!
    By Shiro Yuki in forum Love Advice forum
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-02-09, 12:46 AM
  5. If your man is anything like this dude, dont piss him off
    By TAVS in forum Off Topic Discussion
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 12-10-05, 03:38 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •