Ever heard of a Revenge Date?

[XFactorNo9]

so my friend was breaking up with his girl friend because she did some pretty shitty things to him (that's a long story) so he wanted to break up... break up with a bang. so we came up with this thing called a revenge date. this is how it all went down.

he invited her to a pretty decent resturant, a place where you dress somewhat nice but not NICE NICE. so when they were there, my friend said he was acting like a total idiot, disturbing every one around him and all. he ordered the most expensive dish (i think it was tenderloin, or some other nice steak) he also ordered a bunch of appatizers. at the climax of the whole ordeal, he brought up all of the shitty things she did. just as she letting steam from her ears, he spilled his drink all over her nice dress (making it look like an accedent, but his intentions were obvious) and said to her, "it's over be-yach!" then my friend stormed outta there without paying. thus leaving her with the heafty bill.

I'll admit his girl friend was PISSED. i talked to her the next day, and every thing he did was just as he said.

Now I, myself, could never pull my self to do such an act. but my friend has no remorse and he wanted that sweet revenge.
this is the way to go if you wanna have a break up end on a "good" note. ha ha ha

[Innova]

Damn lol. With who I am, I could never do that that. But maybe thats because you could call the couple of ex's I do have, and that would have little bad to say about me. They would prob. recommend me lol.

[IceQueen]

Haha. My money is on him never getting laid in that town again.

[sfalexi]

Me personally? If some girl really treated me really ****in' bad (and for some reason I hadn't dumped her already), I'd probably just desert her somewhere. Like plan a "vacation" a few states away and drive there, tell her I'll meet her at the beach in fifteen minutes after the show I'm watching is over, pack up and leave while leaving a note on the dresser saying, "Have a nice vacation. We're through. Slut."

Alexi

PS - But hopefully I'd have dumped her when I should've.

[Ironliftr3]

I dated a girl who caught he ex-boyfriend cheating on her. One evening they decided to go for a drive, so they could 'talk'. Her car, she drove. Now, this was in Upstate NY in the dead winter. They got about sixty miles into the middle of nowhere, and she complained that she couldn't see because her headlights were covered with snow, and requested that he get out, and clean them off. As soon as he got out of the car, off she drove, leaving him stranded on the highway, middle of nowhere, dead of winter.

I was REAL carefull to never piss her off.

[Sorcerer]

Your story reminds me of something similar, although not in the "breaking-up-with-the-cheating-slut" category.

A friend of mine called me one morning and said he wanted us to meet. He sounded urgent so I find a public place where we could stroll around without strangers hearing all the story.

He looked ravaged, like he had seen open hell. He told me that he had gone the previous night to this party and drunk enough to feel cool and get all the attention. He didn't recall everything about what he had done there; that's not the problem, we've done that at least a couple of times. Now the problem was he got himself a girl he apparently promised to marry and she moved in with him (lucky her, she was from out of town and had no place to live). He asked me to do something about it.

Okay, I said, go back to your job, think of anything else, and let me handle it. He gave me the key to his apartment and that was all for the morning.

Later on, I went to his place, let myself in and checked the place out. The problem was really serious by now: not only he had gotten himself a future bride, she also had her sister moved in and both girls were now living in my friend's apartment.

Unacceptable! I don't know if any of you ever got in such a mess, party one night (he wasn't sure whether they had sex or not but I guess from what I knew my friend it hadn't happened) and the next morning you have a bride and her sister confortably accomodated in your home, so it may look unbelievable.

Anyway, I acted like I was the guy she was married to for several years, and yes, tonight is the family reunion. What family? Well, THIS family -- the door bell rang, and there they were (all friends of mine and partners in acting): pa, ma, bros, sis, kuz'nz, everyone coming in to congratulate the couple for the baby. What baby? OUR baby, darling, what wrong with you? Go fix us dinner. And have your sister help you with the food and drinks.

We all acted weird and in less than two hours, the girls packed up and left, not before everyone in the room tried to convince them to stay and not to break this happy family especially when the baby was on the way. WHAT BABY?! Your baby, darling....

By the time my friend came back from work, the place was clean, everyone gone and dusted. He asked what I had done. Nothing, I said, she just changed her mind and left.

Crazy bastard! I owe you one.

He still does.

[sfalexi]

Now that's ****in' awesome. You deserve an emmy for that. ****in great man! GOOD STUFF in this forum lately. VERY good stuff!

[squirrley]

NOW thats some funnier shit yet! You guys are brutal...but some women do deserve that!

I could never personally do anything despiteful no matter how bad a relationship got...I think what comes around goes around!

and thats good enough for me, but those are awesome revenge dates...

Hell hath fury like a woman scorned and goes for a man too I guess...you go guys....

[tooxshort]

Well, where I'm from ... what goes around DOES come around ... because they get their friends to find you and beat your ass ... or mess up your car ... or ... just bad things can happen ...

[XFactorNo9]

yeah! i'll agree to that. my friend now has had an increase in hate mail (well E-mail that is). and he is having a hard time finding a new girlfriend (but his "ex" is having trouble also). i guess it's a loose-loose situation! lol

[Illusional]

Originally posted by tooxshort
Well, where I'm from ... what goes around DOES come around ... because they get their friends to find you and beat your ass ... or mess up your car ... or ... just bad things can happen ...

that's true... i would hate to end things on bad terms because there is always the hatred that lingers around. there is probaby only a few girls that i have hatred and discuss for. you wouldn't want to make too many enemies in this world. raverboy

[Sorcerer]

I try to respect my own philosophy whenever possible in whatever I do, which is also true when it comes to relationships: "Don't force a woman to be with you; don't wait around hoping she may be with you, either. Instead, make her WANT to be with you."

In other terms, don't come too hard on her, but don't show yourself flasc, either. Have her sculpt what is going on between you two and sooner than not you'll see her wanting MORE.
The same principle applies to the negative side.

Where is the brutality in this?

[squirrley]

how do you disrespect your own philosphy man?

However true to your own beliefs thats just what they are:

YOUR OWN!

[Sorcerer]

I believe philosophies shall not interfere with the laws. If you ask me how I disrespect my OWN, though I never said I did, yes, there ARE situations when my philosophy doesn't apply.

When my system WANTS to take a leak in the wrong place at the wrong time I shall come upon it with great pressure not to do it, choosing to infringe the liberty of the individual only to bow the social conduct the majority imposed. Otherwise, it wouldn't be urinary correct.

I usually WAIT for the system to engage in its own leaking schedule. (Sure, I could force it with a gallon of water, but what's the point in doing that?)

[Bryce27]

I just gotta say really quick here that I just loved the way you threw "Slut" in at the end of your note there, Alexi. It's just the big nail in the coffin that may be superfluous, but in that circumstance is just totally appropriate... bravo, dude. That's awesome!

(you got me in stitches over here!)

Originally posted by sfalexi
while leaving a note on the dresser saying, "Have a nice vacation. We're through. Slut."