Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned the fan off.

Q: Why did the blonde have square breasts?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flash light?

Q: What do you call a blonde with a million brain cells?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Lonely.

Q: What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An in body experience!

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Did you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski?
A: She couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Q: What do you call a blond in a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

Q: Why did the blond only smell good on the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Q: Why couldn't the blond bob for apples?
A: Her brother was using the toilet.

Q: A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.